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Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near Hillary's
hometown. They are low on fuel, so Bill pulls into a gas station for
a fill-up. The attendant comes out and begins to pump gas into the
first couple's tank. As he is doing this, he looks into the passenger
window.
"Hey, Hillary. We used to date in high school, do you remember me?"
he asks. They chat for a few minutes, Bill pays and the first couple
leaves.
As they drive Bill is feeling very proud of himself and looks over at
Hillary. "You used to date that guy? Just think what it would be like
if you had married him," he says smugly.
Hillary looks at Bill and shrugs. Then she replies, "Well I guess
you'd be pumping gas and he would be the President."